Like anyone else on this planet, it would be insulting to ask me to sum up my life in a few hundred characters or less. We are our truest selves by the things that can't be explained. From the moments that kodak can't capture, to the lyrics that will forever be unwritten, we are beings who can never be defined but must be experienced.
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*Stands in doorway*
“Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave……because my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun”

I can’t promise you gold and diamonds, but let me take you on a date to McDonalds and you can upgrade that happy meal to a large, baby. 🍔🍟

I can’t promise you gold and diamonds, but let me take you on a date to McDonalds and you can upgrade that happy meal to a large, baby. 🍔🍟

*Sees someone reblog their selfie for the 5th time*

Do you boo.

allthiscountry:

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allthiscountry:

follow me!: http://allthiscountry.tumblr.com/

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My spirit animal.

My spirit animal.

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Anonymous asked: Alright bruh I'm gonna need you to not be sexy AAANNDD funny

Sexy and funny? I think you’ve dialed the wrong number.

Pumpkin Spice: The Untold Story of a Spice Girl.

Pumpkin Spice: The lesser known problematic Spice Girl who they mostly kept in the background because she refused to wear anything but Ugg boots and a fleece jacket

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….. I’m 99.99% sure one of these random white girls at Starbucks is her.

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But that’s none of my business.

When the hair flow is on point.

When the hair flow is on point.

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